By Molly Harper
Might be it used to be the Shenanigans reward certificates that positioned her over the sting. while kid's librarian and self-professed great lady Jane Jameson is fired through her beastly boss and passed twenty-five money in potato skins rather than a severance payment, she is going on a bender that is guaranteed to develop into part Moon hole legend. On her method domestic, she's fallacious for a deer, shot, and left for lifeless. and because of the mysterious stranger she met whereas chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.
Jane is now the newest recipient of a present basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking a few being used to. Her lately deceased favourite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to faux respiring and undergo sunlight hours hours to prevent popping out of the coffin to her kin. She's compelled to forgo her favourite down-home Southern cooking for baggage of O detrimental. Her courting along with her attractive, mercurial vampire sire retains working cold and warm. And if all that wasn't adequate, it appears like somebody in part Moon hole is attempting to border her for a sequence of vampire murders. what is a pleasant undead lady to do?
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I wouldn’t be getting any older, for that matter. ” “Mama—” “Don’t you want to be settled? Get married? ” I shouted. “I’m not engaged. I’m not dating anyone. I—I…” Time slowed. I could read every muscle, every pore in my parents’ faces. Daddy’s eyes were narrowed, considering me carefully. Worry crinkled the lines at the edges of his eyes. ” Their emotions came in stinging slaps of scent. Confusion, disappointment, irritation, sadness, impatience, a sour haze that was making my head ache. And that was just from Mama.
Nope,” Jettie said, shaking her translucent head. “She’s your mother. I asked. Plus, you do look a bit like her. ” “You’re lucky you’re dead already,” I said, chucking a throw pillow at her. It went right through her torso and bounced off the TV cabinet. “So, you didn’t tell them,” Jettie observed as I stomped into the kitchen, my bare feet slapping loudly on the tile. “Nothing gets by you,” I muttered, whipping the aluminum foil cover off Mama’s pot pie. “I just couldn’t. Did you see the looks on their faces?
SPF 500 sunblock, iron supplements, floss, a six-pack of Faux Type O, a bottle of plasma-protein powder, and the numbers of every vamp-friendly blood bank in the tristate area. ” I asked, plucking it from the pink-wrapped cornucopia. ” Aunt Jettie cleared her throat and rolled her eyes toward Missy. “Well, this is very sweet,” I said. “I really appreciate it. ” Missy laughed, swinging her tiny pink bag onto her arm. ” Meetings? I was just kidding. A few more minutes of polite chitchat, and Missy was firmly ensconced in her black Cadillac.